Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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