Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
Randomize
