check it out our google latitudes are spooning
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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