The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
I think a kid would responsible me up
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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