i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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