brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
it's like that moment that you're driving and realize you're lost except instead of driving i'm just sitting here in my living room drunk, eating a plate of sausages, drinking red wine and just thinking "i'm going to be 28 this year. i know people who are married, with beautiful and well behaved children. where was the wrong turn?"
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
Randomize
