no, he came in my armpit
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
I'm passing your future prison.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
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