There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
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