Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
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