similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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