I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
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Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
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Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Two words: nipple clamps
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