he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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