'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
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I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
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I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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