Your mouth is God's brothel.
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
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