i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
You've changed since you got that strap on
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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