good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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