I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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