Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
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We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
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thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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