Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
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