ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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