Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
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