fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
and technically it was a rebound
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(