you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
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Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
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It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?