Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
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In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
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NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.