My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
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what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
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I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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