dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
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Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
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ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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