i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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