I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
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