it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
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so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
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Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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