His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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