spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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