let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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