We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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