I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
Randomize
