Buhtt sex?
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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