yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Randomize
