We're like a lot better than the average bears
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
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Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
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The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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