I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
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remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
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woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
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