What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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