Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I lost the right to judge tonight
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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