Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
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he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
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By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
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