My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
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I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
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Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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