Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I think I am morally bankrupt
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Vodka?
Forever.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
Randomize
