I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
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