I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
one might say we're banned from that church
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
It's rum buckets o'clock
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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