this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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