oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
I intend to get homeless drunk
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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