But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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