Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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