I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
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