We won't sleep together?
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
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there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
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I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
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