do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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