nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
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