Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
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