if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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